---->Lesson in Logic<-----

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity. 

women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?

if it's true that we are here to help other

then what exactly are the other s here for??

a hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

One should love animals.
They give unconditioned love. 

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise. 

 a bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begin to rain 

Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep. 

to many people buy things they don't need,

with money they don't have,

trying to impress people they don't even like

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning.

  The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn. 

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........